steve rogers + cards against humanity (insp.)

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garnetquyen:

This movie is so fun and colorful! I enjoyed it much more than I thought I would, the music is spot on. And I really like the relationship between Groot and Rocket, he’s like a proud papa raccoon ahahaha 8’))))))

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tastefullyoffensive:

Kids Who Are Terrible at Hide and Seek [via]

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These almond cookies are very aggressive.

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bunnyfood:

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These almond cookies are very aggressive.

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luftangrepp:

Since klingon sex is basically violent wrestling, I wonder if the klingons don’t have BDSM but like the opposite. Klingons gathering in secrecy in dark cellars to engage in sweet, gentle loving, to the scorn of fellow klingons.

"How can you do that?" the other klingons ask. "You don’t even draw blood? Not a single furniture breaking? It doesn’t seem… natural".

"What is this… cuddle, you speak of?"

im into klingon hug dungeons

My parents are extreme trekkies.  Before I had a real idea of what sex was I saw Worf and some Klingon woman squeeze each others hands until they bled and then they made out.  My dad was watching the episode with me and I asked him that if they liked each other why were they hurting each other.  Now my dad got all flustered and said “Now son when two Klingons like each other they get excited.  When Klingons get excited they get violent.  Klingons are so tough they don’t really care if they get hurt.”  He basically gave me the nerdiest, pointless, slightly BDSM sex talk you could tell someone.

You definitely earn trekkie points for your first sex talk being about klingons when you were watching Star Trek.

50 Shades of Gagh?

50 Shades of Gagh

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