will-grahams-empathy:

HAHAHAHahaha SCREAMING YES WITH HIS EYES, WILL

Like no, but YES.

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brodingershat:

spacedyke:

anagrammaton:

ridgedog:

Ever since last night I’ve been getting a lot of questions about my brass fingernails. First of all. NO, they are not prosthesis. i have them for a specific reason.

Here’s what they look like:

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another view

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I want the thing.

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iygrittenothing:

ryuyosei:

killipan-jones:

purrim:

purrim:

why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them

this took an unexpected turn

Not if you just asked for directions.

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  • me: I'm pretty sure I would marry every single Avenger.
  • obnoxious friend: Black Widow is an Avenger.
  • me: Did I fucking stutter?

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littleladyghoul:

I don’t believe in god and I don’t do drugs so both of these holidays are meaningless.

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harmonyinkpress:

haveagaydayorg:

Asexual Pirates are not interested in your booty.

*giggles*

harmonyinkpress:

haveagaydayorg:

Asexual Pirates are not interested in your booty.

*giggles*

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basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

Looks a little like the bike is riding the man.

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

Looks a little like the bike is riding the man.

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